I really hate long-ass ‘previously on…’ bits in front of episodes
I fucking know what happened previously ok
I just marathonned two seasons in a day trust me I know
them niggas in zoey 101 was like 12 workin in sushi restaurants but im 17 and mcdonalds wont call me back why life gotta be so rough
Why was Oedipus against profanity?
Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.
I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.
Did you just
my favorite part about working with the birds of prey at the museum I interned at was when the vet would come in and wrap them up in to burritos to weigh them and clip their talons
That eagle looks 1776% done.
I sea-to-shining-see what you did there.